07-26-2008, 07:15 PM | #1 |
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My lawn fertilizer guy came and...
Every time they put down the fertilizer, they leave a message on what you should do to improve your lawn.
His message was: "I love your lawn. It is like a putting green. You may want to cut it not so short, but it looks terrific and is healthy." Lets just say--I rock in lawncare and fashion.
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07-26-2008, 08:21 PM | #2 |
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My yard consists of roughly:
35% real grass 15% crab grass 20% weeds 30% bare dirt No one has compared it to a putting green recently. |
07-26-2008, 08:24 PM | #3 | |
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Perhaps it's different now, but two years ago, the one time I played, I'd rather have played on your lawn.
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07-26-2008, 08:32 PM | #4 | |
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07-26-2008, 09:01 PM | #5 |
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Add more fiber to your diet.
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