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My fondest hope for Monson's presidency
Is that instead of putting all the guilt trips on the men, that he will start to put guilt trips on the women.
"Have you considered that the porn problem in the church is because of the frigid ways of many of you sisters?" "Do you know how disappointing it is for a husband to come home from work to a dirty house, snotty kids, and a microwaved meal?" This would be a good start. |
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It requires special packaging, and if you insert just one iota, you can have 'em pregnant as well.
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I'm looking for a "We're now going to actively hasten the sifting of the wheat from the tares" kind of talk this April.
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Yeah, a fire and brimstone speech for the Pharisees would be nice.
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"All is well in Zion. Keep doing what you're doing. Sure 'preciate ya."
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