the church's "White Shirt Policy"...

[Mormon Red Death]

So I was having a debate about the so called white shirt policy yesterday and the person I was having the debate with likened me unto Korihor (the anti-christ). This because I think making priesthood leaders wear white shirts is stupid. Anyway, this brought on me thinking of writing a story about a disenfranchised ward clerk who reads "the manual" and finds a bunch of cryptic codes that lead him on a treasure hunt of old church artifacts. He finds the liahona, keys to the nauvoo temple, urim and thummin and ultimately the ten tribes who he subsequently leads back from the land of the north. Along the way he takes several other secret wives and eventually runs for president and saves the constitution. Kind of a Forrest Gump meets the mormons type tale. I am thinking of naming it "I never wore a white shirt" What do you think?