I propose

[Solon]

Originally Posted by danimal

that general conference adopts the practice used by awards shows of starting to play the music when the award recipient blabs on too long. Imagine how sweet it would be if the organist starts playing the closing song 1-minute after the closing prayer starts -- whether the speaker is done or not. I think that people giving prayers would catch on really quickly when the music is cued and people start getting up and leaving.

When we were in high school, Mormon Red Death proposed adopting the gong from The Gong Show for testimony meeting. I think we could put it in for conference.