Weird Mormon Painting/Photography business

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Originally Posted by Adam

I hope this woman gets in a car wreck and has both hands severed at the forearm. I hope her hands burn in the gas fire and are unable to be reattached. I hope the explosion of the car as she is crawling away sends shards of hot metal into her eyes making her permanently blind. I hope she never produces another piece of shart again (I just invented that word by combining the word "art" with the word for what she produces).

I really don't like her stuff at all. I'm having a guttural reaction.

Tell us how you really feel Adam.

This stuff is truly hilarious. But, as a practical matter, think about it, it might be the closest some of these people will ever get to Him, or His look-alike, as it were.