An open letter to CougarGuard

[Jeff Lebowski]

Fellow board members,

I came to you this morning, hat in hand, to beg you for forgiveness. Like the well-worn story about the monkey trap made of a hole in a coconut, I just couldn't help myself. In reality, I have never heard of the band "Alphaville" and have never listened to said tune. I just have mad google skills and couldn't help showing off a little. You know, kind of like the bratty know-it-all kid in third grade that keeps blurting out the answers when other students are asked questions. I thought SoCal was joking about the photo. I really didn't think that he would go through with it. And, to my shame, I even neglected the pleas from the wise Creekster, a bastian of common sense and wisdom if there ever was one. And now look what happened. Sigh....

ops: ops: ops: ops: ops: ops: ops:

Anyway, I hope you will all forgive me. From now on, I will heed the warning signs and not tempt fate.


Sincerely,

Homeboy