07-25-2007, 07:47 PM | #17 | ||
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SIRS, I hope you don't take offense that we've hijacked your very first thread around here. That's pretty much just what we do.
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Mindful, I wrote this earlier then decided to hold off. But in case you haven't figured it out: Goat is proud to be an American, where if divine intervention doesn't provide us the nicest breasts in the world, surgical intervention will. And in what can only be attributed to selfless idealism on his part, he wishes this kind of freedom for all the women of the world. He's somewhat concerned that the Mormons occasionally encourage attire a little too burqa-like for their women... After all, he only wants to admire all the beauty that is God's creation. And surely shopping at Victoria's Secret every once in a while never hurt anyone, anyhow. |
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