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UteStar · 10-19-2006, 07:04 PM

People give her a hard time, but read this:
According to contactmusic.com, Simpson had gone to Africa on behalf of Operation Smile to help children with facial deformities. She says: "I went there on our three-year wedding anniversary. He stayed home. On that day, everything became so clear. I was in hospitals with all these sick kids, and I was looking at the beauty of this whole different world. I just knew I needed to find something more in my life - on my own.

"I prayed, then looked up at the sky, and I'd never seen this before - it was a double rainbow. It was the most gorgeous thing ever. From that moment on, I've listened to Judy Garland's 'Somewhere Over The Rainbow' every single day."

Doesn't that just make you wanna cry? Not so much for the entire crappy, most likely fictional story but for the mere fact that someone would really claim to listen to 'Somewhere over the Rainbow' every single day. How sad is that and how big of a liar do you have to be to claim that whopper or a lie?

The_Tick · 10-19-2006, 08:29 PM

She may be stupid, but she is hot.

I would hit it. And twice on Sunday.

RockyBalboa · 10-19-2006, 09:05 PM

Funny thing is I think she plays up her "stupid persona" when she's on camera for extra effect and it just makes her more dollars.

She is the most natural hot woman I've seen come along in a long time.....she is beyond hot.

Like Happy Gilmore says...."Just tap it in...Just tap it in....tap tap tapperoo."

Surfah · 10-19-2006, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Tick

She may be stupid, but she is hot.

I would hit it. And twice on Sunday.

Amen.

Detroitdad · 10-19-2006, 10:34 PM

I do not share the idea about JS being hot. As my wife is my witness, the first time I saw her on television I said "that is so sweet that they are letting a girl with down syndrome make a video." It is the sloping forehead that creeps me out.

RockyBalboa · 10-19-2006, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Detroitdad

I do not share the idea about JS being hot. As my wife is my witness, the first time I saw her on television I said "that is so sweet that they are letting a girl with down syndrome make a video." It is the sloping forehead that creeps me out.

You are gay with a capital G.

Detroitdad · 10-19-2006, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by RockyBalboa

You are gay with a capital G.

I prefer the lowercase g.

But seriously, Jessica Simpson reminds me of a study that I read one time that men were given a set of 10 celebrity women to rate from highest to lowest. The data was then set through a strainer of education and income. The top woman for the lower income/education group? Pam Anderson. The top for the upper income/education group? Elizabeth Hurley. Personally I put JS in the Pam Anderson crowd (except with a less pretty face). In that way I can make myself sound superior on multiple fronts, and counter your gay calling with statistical data that says that your libido is intellectually inferior to my own.

All-American · 10-19-2006, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Detroitdad

I prefer the lowercase g.

But seriously, Jessica Simpson reminds me of a study that I read one time that men were given a set of 10 celebrity women to rate from highest to lowest. The data was then set through a strainer of education and income. The top woman for the lower income/education group? Pam Anderson. The top for the upper income/education group? Elizabeth Hurley. Personally I put JS in the Pam Anderson crowd (except with a less pretty face). In that way I can make myself sound superior on multiple fronts, and counter your gay calling with statistical data that says that your libido is intellectually inferior to my own.

Pamela Anderson has a face? Good for her.

Sleeping in EQ · 10-20-2006, 03:12 PM

Helping kids is great, but I don't think Jessica Simpson is hot.

Archaea · 10-20-2006, 03:31 PM

There is trashy sexy and there's classy sexy. JS falls into the trashy sexy group, but methinks, without knowing, that sometimes trashy sexy has more fun.

10-19-2006, 07:04 PM	#1
UteStar Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,817	Jessica Simpson... People give her a hard time, but read this: According to contactmusic.com, Simpson had gone to Africa on behalf of Operation Smile to help children with facial deformities. She says: "I went there on our three-year wedding anniversary. He stayed home. On that day, everything became so clear. I was in hospitals with all these sick kids, and I was looking at the beauty of this whole different world. I just knew I needed to find something more in my life - on my own. "I prayed, then looked up at the sky, and I'd never seen this before - it was a double rainbow. It was the most gorgeous thing ever. From that moment on, I've listened to Judy Garland's 'Somewhere Over The Rainbow' every single day." Doesn't that just make you wanna cry? Not so much for the entire crappy, most likely fictional story but for the mere fact that someone would really claim to listen to 'Somewhere over the Rainbow' every single day. How sad is that and how big of a liar do you have to be to claim that whopper or a lie?

10-19-2006, 08:29 PM	#2
The_Tick Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 626	She may be stupid, but she is hot. I would hit it. And twice on Sunday. __________________ Spooooooon

10-19-2006, 09:05 PM	#3
RockyBalboa Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 7,297	Funny thing is I think she plays up her "stupid persona" when she's on camera for extra effect and it just makes her more dollars. She is the most natural hot woman I've seen come along in a long time.....she is beyond hot. Like Happy Gilmore says...."Just tap it in...Just tap it in....tap tap tapperoo." __________________ Masquerading as Cougarguards very own genius dumbass since 05'.

10-20-2006, 03:12 PM	#9
Sleeping in EQ Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The People's Republic of Monsanto Posts: 3,085	Helping kids is great, but I don't think Jessica Simpson is hot. __________________ "Do not despise the words of prophets, but test everything; hold fast to what is good; " 1 Thess. 5:21 (NRSV) We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

10-20-2006, 03:31 PM	#10
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	There is trashy sexy and there's classy sexy. JS falls into the trashy sexy group, but methinks, without knowing, that sometimes trashy sexy has more fun. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

10-19-2006, 10:34 PM	#5
Detroitdad Resident Jackass Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Roswell, New Mexico Posts: 1,846	I do not share the idea about JS being hot. As my wife is my witness, the first time I saw her on television I said "that is so sweet that they are letting a girl with down syndrome make a video." It is the sloping forehead that creeps me out.